Dear Mother Nature,

Enough already! I totally get it. You are the almighty and up-most powerful. I would never dream of messing with you! Now, just one thing. A tiny little request really…in the scheme of things…

STOP WITH THE SHITTY WEATHER ALREADY!

Honestly, I would like a week of even temps. I don’t care if its warm or cold, just keep them all within 10 degrees of one another. Because 80 degrees on Wednesday doesn’t really bide well with 32 degrees on Friday.

So that is all. Oh and the snow? Really? Come on!