We’re going all “National Lampoon’s” on this bitch!

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! Just a mere 2-ish days until I am gloriously on vacation!! Can ya tell I’m a wee-bit excited? On either Monday or Tuesday, we are heading over/down to the Lake of the Ozarks for nearly a whole week. A whole week of vacation not spent dealing with ignorant-ass people? Yippee! The…

Hydrotherapy for…

your colon? Seriously, when I opened my email this morning I had a coupon for like 50% through Groupon for “Colon Hydrotherapy”. Maybe I should forward it on…I know a few people who are full of shit and could use little “cleansing”-lol! I can’t believe that it is already August! Where have the last several…

Sale Bill!

I don’t have too much to report since it’s been pretty dull around these parts. I announced a wave at dockdogs last night at the fair and then wandered around some. It’s kind of disorganized and no one really knows what all is going on and that really bothers me. But since there is nothing I can…

Holy Humidity Batman!

Holy Moses! As if it couldn’t come at a worse time, the humidity is officially here. Naturally, because Fair week kicked off yesterday with the annual parade. I took some photos for my FIL and it sucked to stand out there in that humidity. I didn’t ever feel like it was that hot but I…

Fireworks

So my Fourth of July holiday weekend went pretty good. I only accomplished a marginal amount of stuff I wanted to, but I still had a pretty good time. Saturday, I went and go my hair feathered. I really like it, and although it doesn’t pop right out at you, it still looks good. Then…

O’Fallon Firecracker 5k Recap

Yesterday I ran the 27th Annual O’Fallon Firecracker 5k. It’s my first actual *race* in a while and my first of my “keep the motivation up for training purposes” races. I went to bed super late the night before, like 11:00 late! Not cool when you have to get up before 6 the next morning!…